Disclaimer: The following song is a parody of "The Jolly Woodsman" from the incredible Cartoon Network miniseries Over the Garden Wall. I do not claim ownership over the lyrics taken from "The Jolly Woodsman."
Chop the wood to light the fire!
'Tisn't much that I require!
Axe comes down and chops the trees!
I persuade and chop down thee!
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